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Thread: RW $300 Final: Jack Hallows vs Virbius

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    RW $300 Final: Jack Hallows vs Virbius




    It's finally here, the rematch we've been waiting for & the penultimate 1 or 2 matches of the tourney. Double elimination rules state that if Jack wins, there's a rematch. If Virb wins he takes 1st place.
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    We're going for 16 bars or 1080/12*16=1440 characters excluding spaces unless either of you wanna do more, entirely up to you. Given a bit of extra time to get your shit together. No pressure but if this battle's anything less than the most incredible shit we've ever seen everyone will be disappointed, might beat their kids and it will forever be what defines you.


    Ransom Writers Final
    16 bar battle
    Due 10th May


    @Jack Hallows @Virbius

    Bag's vote, MV's vote & all other public votes are equal for the final.

    Post your references so you don't get jerked, unless you like that shit.

    No extensions, no friendliness and absolutely no sportsmanship.

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    Re: RW $300 Final: Jack Hallows vs Virbius

    damn, that intro is fucking bananas lmfao.

    major hype.

    Virb, let’s get it my boy


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    Re: RW $300 Final: Jack Hallows vs Virbius

    @KnoXville hey Jack just tried to change it to a fucking 80 bar battle at the last minute. He’s at it again bro.

    Eighty bars, I’m not even joking! What a tryhard.

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    Re: RW $300 Final: Jack Hallows vs Virbius

    Hey, Unfukwitable…
    I’ll put your brains on display. what was this cunt thinking?
    I’ll hang him without hesitation, I’m Unf-lynching.
    I’ll…

    Wait, what do you mean that’s not my opponent?
    Jack’s made the final??
    Nah.
    Nah, that can’t be right.


    Fine, let me start again.
    Reset my character count yo.

    Hi Jack! I’m the 9/11 kind of felon and my mind’s a weapon, a sign the brains are on a higher plane.
    He’s calls himself The Bladecoat Brawler and it’s quite a shame; I’ll stick a shiv in his ribs, in his midst, in his side and watch him die in pain with so many knives in Jack-it might explain why I applied the name.

    Really though? this guy? in the final? I’m feeling like I won the fucking lottery, fam, what?
    Cremating him, shit, this is damn hot, I’ll keep his ash in an urn. got the Jack pot.

    I’m a king and he’s a peasant, it supports the theme, Virb and a subject, yeah the clause extreme;
    I’m handy with the blades and it’ll cause a scene coz they so huge,Jack,man I feel like Wolverine.

    Hallow wiener, nothing you write’s dreaded, my last round for you was past trash, I said it…
    I felt like death last clash as I lie bedded with a fever but still you got quite shredded, ain’t like Jack’ll land tons, left this guy deaded even though I was feeling real light-headed

    “You’ll get socked in the mouth like Mick Foley” - that was FaQ.
    I wish you’d died in the Iraqi desert, by a Cactus Jack.
    I was rooting for the Taliban in actual fact, it’d be music to my ears if they’d killed you in a planned attack.
    If I saw you lying dying in an abandoned shack I’d just Say A Little Prayer and Walk On By. I’d back-Iraq

    You said I had an Asus laptop? nah, remember? you came to help pick as well,
    We were stood outside the store and shit was swell but then you had a flashback of Taliban battle plans, had to sit and yell when said I was going in-for-Dell

    You lost to KnoXville when you were a little newer, his bars were hardly gold but that shit was pure.
    Then you bought glocks, more locks, it’s a bit obscure but it’s funny since you fought Knox you still look insecure.

    And you’re a cunt.





    Explanations:

    Hanging Unfuckwitable without hesitation: Unf’ lynching / unflinching.

    Hi Jack / Hijack, higher plane of existence or airplane. 9/11 referencing Jack’s old enemy the Taliban.

    Bladecoat Brawler, so many knives in Jack it / jacket.

    Jackpot, the prize or the jar with Jack’s remains inside. Also urn / earn, if you like.

    King and peasant eg. me and my royal subject. Virb / verb. A verb and a subject is a grammatical clause. Clause / claws, handy with the blades, or blades on my hands. Cause a scene - movie scene. Huge,Jack,man / Hugh Jackman who played Wolverine.

    Hallow wiener / halloweener. Jack’ll land tons / Jack o lanterns. I wrote my last round with a fever, feeling light headed. A Jack o lantern has a light inside a head.

    Mick Foley aka Cactus Jack.
    I’d Back-Iraq / Bacharach. I’d support the Taliban (/ Iraq) over him in the war. Music to my ears as Say A Little Prayer and Walk On By were both written by Burt Bacharach.

    Last round he said I had an Asus laptop. In for Dell / Infidel, what the Taliban would call Jack, so saying I was going in for Dell gave him flashbacks of the war coz he’s a little pussy with PTSD.

    Gold bars, pure, Fought KnoX / Fort Knox - US gold reserve famous for being high security but he looks insecure.

    And then I called him a cunt coz he’s a cunt. Easy.

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    Re: RW $300 Final: Jack Hallows vs Virbius

    Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
    You’ve got a childish race fixation
    more shit about Children???

    hmm..

    YOU DUMB BITCH.

    … children have ZERO concept of “race”!! but through our discourse i’ve been tacitly learning.. & son you need to just admit to what you’re savagely yearning..
    ey y’all remember my “ASUS laptop” bar from the last battle?… yeaaa, data’s really starting to show a PATTERN EMERGING!!
    all this “kiddie” projection & senseless interjection.. you can’t control your semantics
    seems the only reason “childish” & “race” are on ya mind’s from your “fixation” over how the last chil’ dish-dashed away from your untoward advances
    in fact the constabulary’s still lookin for tots to come forward with glances of a man that’s been cordially prancing & fomenting chances to luridly lure ‘em in, pantsless ..
    YOU’RE FUCKING DISGUSTING VIRB. IT’S PAST DUE THAT WE’VE REPORTED YOUR ANTICS!!!
    1812 was a MAJOR offensive, but good guys came & we kicked ‘em
    oh, i’m not referring to the war. that was your age & the age of your victims.
    time to teach this Ghent boundaries. Brit bitch better Call-a-knee/“Colony” & Retreat for ya health
    cuz if you come to my shore lookin for War you’ll leave with a Revolting wound, missing a Piece of Yaself.
    the idea of a Brit shooting me in 2025 is hilarity at it’s peak. m’dying fam..
    wigga only time you fire up the burner & dump something hot from the pipe is during tea time with nan
    look, i’ve done my research you defenseless bitch. UK knife carry laws say 7.62cm’s the measly legal length of it
    so how the FUCK do you figure you can contend with this when that lil 3 inch knife you’ve got’s the same size as the 7.62 NATO round that i’ma end you with?
    make it make sense, lying bitch. why don’t the fibbin stop, b?
    if we Sequenced your Spiral of Lies it’d probly rival FIBonacci..
    Howl at me…



    reference guide:
    1.) homes always tryna find excuses to add children into conversations. makes one wonder why kids always on son mind. “ASUS” laptop referring to me calling out dude pedo projection in our last battle.
    2.) War of 1812 analogy. US kicked Britains ass out & established the Treaty of Ghent, which set boundaries between the two nations.
    3.) US began as a British colony but we revolted, sparing the Revolutionary War where we kicked their ass & sent them packing missing a piece of theirselves.
    4.) Lmao look up UK gun laws. these niggas rappin bout clappin is cap. niggas can barely carry a butter knife.
    5.) Fibonacci Sequence is spiral of numbers that go on for infinity.
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