WK40: Slayerr (9-15) vs Jack Hallows (1-2) (SLAY WINS)

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Regular Battle
Punches due NO DUE DATES
Voting ends on NO DUE DATES

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1 bar(2lines) vs 1 bar(2lines)



You know the rules, if not, refer to the rule thread.

first to 4 wins
3-0 is a KO
@Slayerr. @Jack Hallows

[Jack Hallows]

here.

[Slayerr.]

Fuck sake just used my jack name flip in the ransome cypher

[Slayerr.]

Weight training? U can’t peak it right ur too weak to fight so has it occurred when u see me on a night out
that u should be frightened n swerve if I might shout, before I brighten ur world with my neon ur face n knock ur lights out

[Jack Hallows]

If people don’t know what verb means when he says he has a south west English accent he sounds exactly t like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc

cute how close you two niggas are.

this turd is booty meat. Virb’s lil doodie queef. worthless buffoonery
hearse ‘em brutally; this excerpt’s the most perfect of eulogies cuz sayin ”Slayerrrrrrr.” is gayer than “Yasss Queeen” in the Murder Community.

[Virbius]

Ahahah I’mma vote for my little doodie queef, coz of course I am.

Both had some nice multis and a decent punch, Slayerr’s just had a bit more going on with multiple interacting wordplay elements (if you don’t know, Neon’s one of Jack/Knox/Verseman’s other alts ALLEGEDLY!). Good stuff both.

[Bag Mandela]

Some dope shit on both sides, Slayers neon wordplay was pretty fly, can't believe I haven't heard anyone use it before, worked well. The set up was a bit unnecessarily long, I think you could've skipped the weight training section unless I'm missing some information about Jack being a religious weightlifter, punch made up for it though.

Jack's was written really well, great multis, virbs lil doodie Queef was joke, built up to the punch in excellent fashion but the murder community bar didn't resonate with me. The rest was fire though. Although I'm all for gay bars I'm not in tune with what is gay in the Murder Community, hence I don't know if I'm missing something so I'm gonna vote Slayer based on the punch being more solid but am open to reassessing if informed that I have missed a reference.

Vote Slayerr.

[FaQEyeReddit]

I liked both but I thought jacks slayyyyer is gayer in the community was hella funny and a decent hit. I think both did well but honest vote jack

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v/Slayerr

ill be honest. my integrity makes me vote for slayerr..but "Virb’s lil doodie queef" is the absolute funniest shit i have heard this year. thats peak talent

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3-1 slayerr