The Shaman vs. Knoxville (OPEN FOR VOTES)

[TheShaman]

8 lines. Here's mine. Waiting on Knoxville.


Knoxville's playing the lower register like he's forgotten Ray Brown.
So she's painting the bed when he's taking cakes to his head like a modern day clown.
He had a dirtbike from heaven land on him. Will make you squeal and get the tics.
Cuz it ain't a threesome with the chicks when this Evil Knievel split his dick.

Maybe I'm crazy like Preston Lacy dressed as a lady chasing a baby.
But I'll be damned if I let this pain in the ass entertaining teenagers fade me.
They're watching boxing but it's boring. Cuz Knox will have them snoring.
He must have won, cuz when he was sawing logs, his hand was soaring.

[KnoXville.]

Check, I’ll post after I’m done writing this first verse.

[KnoXville.]

Dropping Now, sorry for the delay.

[KnoXville.]

Your a Noob I’m here picking the stab fuck guns these hands is quick & be Switching the jabs,
Life is always a surprising battle & You’ll need more than miracle that’s been kicking his ass.
For a teacher? Your weak and trash Trust me you’ll bleed when stabbed,
Nobody cares about “The’s Story” cuz a lot of us use to sleep during class.
I’m the king on social media trust me kid the crowns in place
You ever go live is like Shannon sharpe only difference is it’s me beating blood down ya face.
Smile is worth a lot & I dnt like ur Annoying Grin you’ll get left bloody with torn ribs,
Brought this switch blade’ll split Man Into Two at birth like Conjoined Twins.

[Jack Hallows]

Vote - Shaman

this battle was closer than i expected. took me a while to decide a winner & honestly, it could go either way. my vote is simply based on preference.

Shaman’s use of obscure punchlines can be annoying but it adds an element of creativity to the verse that’s deeper than the usual gun line number 6,000,000 we’re probly approaching. that being said, i liked the 1st bar. the second bar was forced. could’ve been executed better, but it was amusing. preston lacy made lol & i liked the closer’s set up line but the execution was eh. i get the hand soaring in victory but what’s that got to do with sawing logs lol.. unless it’s supposed to be a phonetic thing where soaring is sawing with an accent? i guess, but even so could’ve been worded a bit better. overall decent enough verse.

KnoXville’s verse confused me at first before i realized he was coupling multis. i thought it was decent. i like the knife violence mostly. i feel like a lot of the verse was cramped & forced though. & most of all, this verse was posted an entire 4 days after the first drop. not that there’s anything wrong with that, but realistically any verse produced should have been sufficient enough to sweep Shaman’s given the time taken to drop, and that wasn’t the case.

in times like these, i go with my gut & although i liked all the goriness of KnoXville’s verse, i liked the originality of Shaman’s more. seemed less forced & the humor took it further. shoutout to KnoX though. i’m a knife guy too, but i won’t let personal bias sway my thoughts.

good effort gents.

Howl.

[TheShaman]

Hey Jack, thx for the detailed input. I kinda agree with you that the second bar was a bit forced, but I wanted to get it in since that's literally what happened to Johnny Knoxville IRL. The last bar refers to him winning in his dreams, after having been knocked out. "Sawing logs" means to sleep and snore, because of the sound. So I don't know if you've ever seen somebody make the snoring noises from the brain injury after having been knocked out, but that's the snoring part, and in that condition it's not uncommon to have an arm in the air from muscle spasm, so I just took that image and made it into the judge raising his arm in his dream.

[Jack Hallows]

i feel you on that but my dude what you’re doing could be considered swaying so i’d advise against it. my best advice would be to include explainers in your verse if you have to. some dudes look down on that but some, like me, appreciate the break in research lol.

Pz.

[TheShaman]

Yeah, just wanted to explain since you asked.. I can delete the explainer if anybody is offended lol.

[VersemanHeadless]

Not a hate vote- but The Shaman killed this

[TheShaman]

Yo I've got 4 vs. 0 in the poll (i.e. minus my own so I could see the poll), doesn't that qualify as a win?

[KnoXville.]

Yo I've got 4 vs. 0 in the poll (i.e. minus my own so I could see the poll), doesn't that qualify as a win?

Jacks Vote doesn’t count he was never allowed to vote in any of my battles he makes fake accounts and votes for himself fucking fairy skirt wearing faggot.

[Jack Hallows]

nah see this is where i draw the line.

don’t ever fucking question my voting integrity you ignorant, illiterate chimp.

first of all, prove your fucking claim or have a moderator do it for you, or else shut the fuck up with this alias bullshit. only nigga posting under a different name here is you, rican.

secondly, you stupid bitch, i voted on this in september. it wasn’t until october that i found out how much of a sniveling, cowardly, vote swaying, verse feeding, battle ducking fuck nigga you are.

this vote was as completely devoid of any personal animus, and as you can see dummy, i even gave you props.

stop being a bitch. “allowed” nigga i’ll vote on whatever battle i choose to.

[KnoXville.]

nah see this is where i draw the line.

don’t ever fucking question my voting integrity you ignorant, illiterate chimp.

first of all, prove your fucking claim or have a moderator do it for you, or else shut the fuck up with this alias bullshit. only nigga posting under a different name here is you, rican.

secondly, you stupid bitch, i voted on this in september. it wasn’t until october that i found out how much of a sniveling, cowardly, vote swaying, verse feeding, battle ducking fuck nigga you are.

this vote was as completely devoid of any personal animus, and as you can see dummy, i even gave you props.

stop being a bitch. “allowed” nigga i’ll vote on whatever battle i choose to.

Draw what line you pussy faced bitch?
You can vote and kiss who’s ever ass you want that’s your life queer, you also vote on your own battles with noob accounts u worthless faggit?

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Your vote don’t fucking count and never will stop creating narratives in your sick polluted brain coward.

[Jack Hallows]

projecting ass bitch. prove your claims or shut your coward ass up. out of respect for Shaman, i’ma leave it at this & address your coward, vote swaying ass in another thread.

@miracle , please clean up the clutter & swaying. my vote stands since it was made before october, when knox decided to reveal how much of a coward he is.

[Sardon]

Honestly, I'm voting a tie here. I didn't think either had an advantage punchline wise. Neither had a haymaker.