Week 11 Mag - #AndNew

**Phalanx** · February 16th, 2022, 08:48 PM

Week 11 - #AndNew

No shows and delays aside, we had some sparks fly last week. Most notably, the championship changed hands. Congrats to @Dominate for champing the LLL in Week 10.

Week 10 Recap

Champ Match: Mimic (5-2) vs Dominate 2-0

Battle of the Week, easily. Possibly battle of the season. In a showdown worthy of its distinction, the guys brought flames. Haymakers & clean jabs flew from both sides, in a battle where it sucks someone has to lose. Close as fuck, but in the end Dominate wins & champs the LLL.

Contender's Match: Plot (2-0) vs Plethora (3-2)

Dope match up. Voters were split on who won, causing the aforementioned delay. Both dropped some heat, and it was tied at 3-3 until Pleth pulled away late.

Cody Nash (6-2) vs Kill Spree (4-3)

This one could have been dope, but shit happens. Spree couldn't make it because he was too bust attending crossdressing weddings. Cody picks up a DQ win, and moves on to a well deserved contender's match.

Joe Boston 3-3 vs Justice Grimm 4-5

Boston followed up a strong week 9 w/ a shitty week 10. I guess he really draws blanks w/o celebrity deaths. Grim had a nice verse and probally would have won anyways.

RicanTheoryz 2-2vs Phalanx 7-0

Shout out to the homie, Knox. I like name flips, so his verse was up my alley. Alot closer then the vote talley suggests

Top 5 Punches of Week 10

Originally Posted by Mimic

Skinny bitch. This beast mode unleashed now u facin' the horned devil,
Go through your frame so quick.. it brings me out into a Super Mario 64 level.

Originally Posted by Dominate

Went 3-3 in the 1-2 league, - you’re a “champ”?! You gotta be jokin
Forget a dope 16. I’ve seen enough terrible 2’s from u to convince me a toddler wrote them

Originally Posted by Plot

Wouldn't last one round in the ring with Plot, the one twos immaculate
When I double-check his chin just to prove my opinion is accurate

Originally Posted by plethora

go ahead.. pamper ur white trash gf but she taking me home later
after Plot Spoiler she exposing everything before we get to the trailer

Originally Posted by Cody Nash

you complete NOTHING 100% - you just a ball dropper among the Gods....
only time Spree goin' open season on people is by passin' duties to other mods

Battle of the Week

Originally Posted by Mimic

Posted by Dominate on NC's Semi-Finals February 5th, 2022
Your girl is insecure and says she wants these fingers fast & hard
Takes three digits in the back for validation – she in my contacts list as MasterCard

Posted by Mimic LLL Finals February 3rd, 2022
Think I'm soft? well how many u want when i'm unloading the gat,
Card payment over the phone till I'm finishing w/ the 3 digits on the back

Dweeb wanna' take my shit? must be tough choosing to bite & steal,
You aint need the 3 digits. One punch in his eyes make him contactless f'real.
Fresh got robbed last battle, u barely escaped from gettin' hit w/ the long trey,
So many questions on that body.. a cane & hat would've complete a Riddler cosplay.
Made it to the finals on NC, linked Aero now ur leadin' him to slaughter,
Ironic. Dom partner staying w/ him for the final ride till he fuckin' crashes like Paul Walker.
9mm tucked for protection, fruits like this making it out alive'd be lucky,
If this virgins got chrome by his waistside, it's a medieval device to protect his pussy.
Fuck ya girl to show real dominance, prove how a real man be pounding,
If she struggle? I got that long stick on the whores back & best believe I aint Jousting.
Never catch mim losing focus, fag's a easy dub when i'm aligning the shotty,
Chalk outline like Mike Wazowski. I had two arms whilst keepin an eye on the body.
Retarded faggot, u threat nobody. This a whole arsonal vs a knife,
Drum loaded to hit u w/ so much heavy metal Fresh'd put u in his band for life.
Skinny bitch. This beast mode unleashed now u facin' the horned devil,
Go through your frame so quick.. it brings me out into a Super Mario 64 level.

16.

Originally Posted by Dominate

Put a contract out on Bare. Have him jumpy & clammed up w/ sweat
Street Fighter: got Ryu’s hair standing on end over a band on his head

Originally Posted by mimic

Homie all talk. four eyes claim he's w/ gang but never shoot though
till mim roll up & put those bands on his head like he auditioning for Naruto

Mimic aka A Pig's Tie

You knew your verse was garbage - went looking for lessons in Dom’s text
Copied that line about Abandon reeallly shoulda done that w/ the rest of your concepts
You’re here off no shows & nobodies. Don’t pretend you dope w/ pens dude
U snowflake level. Try making noise at the top & cause an avalanche of votes against u
Went 3-3 in the 1-2 league, - you’re a “champ”?! You gotta be jokin
Forget a dope 16. I’ve seen enough terrible 2’s from u to convince me a toddler wrote them
You got dome from one girl ever and it was obv she wasn’t that into it
Funny - she had you on the tip of her tongue but tries really hard NOT to remember it
This loser eats microwave meals cuz he’s broke & ain’t been a winner yet
When I stab a few holes in membrane that shit’ll resemble his dinner prep
This British kid’s getting finished quick - right hook heavy as anchors
You ain’t seen a Pom go down this hard since his mom bent over & begged me to spank her
Run his dome under my Porsche’s wheels if I don’t wanna spark the lead
It’s Charlotte’s Web: these posters gonna see Pig w/ a Spyder ON his head
Look at me & see a star; no-one’s topped the league faster
Look at him & see a star; list of champions says Mimic*

*Won by NS then lost the week after

Week 11 Power Rankings

[1st] Dominate: 2-0(+1)
[2nd] plethora: 4-2(+1)
[3rd] Cody Nash: 6-2 (+2)
[4th] Mac.: 3-1 (NR)
[5th] Mimic: 5-3(-4)
[6th] Plot: 2-1(-3)
[7th] Fresh: 6-3 (NR)
[8th] Justice Grimm: 5-5 (=)
[9th] EXalted: 0-0 (NR)
[10th] RicanTheoryz 2-3 (=)
[11th] Kill Spree: 4-4(-4)

Week 11 Odds

Champ Match: Dominate (3-0) vs Plethora (4-2)
Hyped for this. Both have been dropping heat the last two weeks. A rematch from a few weeks. Should be dope. Dominate 60/40

Contender's Match: Cody Nash (7-2) vs Mac. (3-1)

Dope match up. Mac signs back in, riding a 3 win streak from earlier this season. But keeping that streak alive will be tough vs Nash, who boasts the seasons second best record.Nash 60/40

Mimic (5-3) vs Fresh (6-3)

Both guys have been great all season. Fresh returns from a week off, looking to bounce back from a tough loss back in week 9. While Mimic finds himself trying to recover from narrow loss in last week's champ match. Should be fire. Fresh 55/45

Plot (2-1) vs Justice Grimm (5-5)

Should be a good one. Hard to call. Guessing Grimm 51/49

EXalted (0-0) vs RicanTheoryz (2-3)

I don't think I know Exalted, but glad he signed in. That said, Im going with the known commodity. Rican 55/45

Kill Spree (4-4) vs Phalanx (8-0)

Odd number of sign ins, so here I am again. Spree's looking to make up for dropping the ball the last two weeks, so hopefully I can match that. Good luck, homie.

Outro

Okay, not the smoothest week. But we only got two weeks until play offs. Lets finish strong, gentlemen.

@Cody Nash @Mimic @Kill Spree @Justice Grimm @KnoXville. @ricantheoryz @Plot @plethora @Dominate @Zunto @Joe Boston @malediction
@EXalted @Mac.