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    Re: Shrooms.

    ^ you are fucking retarded. Most mushrooms that are sold are from grow kits, which do not use cow shit. You need to try to not be retarded.
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    Re: Shrooms.

    spores son. spores
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    Re: Shrooms.

    Word to spores and grow sets^


    Most common.

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    Re: Shrooms.

    Shrooms go through a very clean process compared to most drugs actually.

    Q: Shrooms grow all by themselves in nature in zarking cow shit, why is sterility so important when growing them yourself?

    A: In nature, there are 17 billion spores of all kinds of different shrooms flying around. As people who've been to a cow pasture will know, most patties will not have Psilocybes, they'll either have something completely different or nothing at all. But in a pasture, there's a lot of shit, and there's a lot of shrooms, so it's enough if 1/100 patties have the right kind.

    Now, when you're growing them at home, if you sprinkle spores in each dish and don't give a shit about sterility, you'll have natural conditions and maybe every hundredth jar will get the right shrooms. Needless to say, this is not good, so you must push up the odds of the right shrooms growing by improving sterility.
    http://www.shroomery.org/6221/Psilocybe-Mushroom-FAQ

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    Re: Shrooms.

    Shrooms go through a very clean process compared to most drugs actually.

    Q: Shrooms grow all by themselves in nature in zarking cow shit, why is sterility so important when growing them yourself?

    A: In nature, there are 17 billion spores of all kinds of different shrooms flying around. As people who've been to a cow pasture will know, most patties will not have Psilocybes, they'll either have something completely different or nothing at all. But in a pasture, there's a lot of shit, and there's a lot of shrooms, so it's enough if 1/100 patties have the right kind.

    Now, when you're growing them at home, if you sprinkle spores in each dish and don't give a shit about sterility, you'll have natural conditions and maybe every hundredth jar will get the right shrooms. Needless to say, this is not good, so you must push up the odds of the right shrooms growing by improving sterility.
    http://www.shroomery.org/6221/Psilocybe-Mushroom-FAQ

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    Re: Shrooms.

    Quote Originally Posted by spokenoh View Post
    ^ you are fucking retarded. Most mushrooms that are sold are from grow kits, which do not use cow shit. You need to try to not be retarded.
    Did the first shroom ever eaten come from a grow kit? No? Okay then. Shut the fuck up. It came from a pile of cow shit. So that means some idiot saw a pile of cow shit with some mushrooms in or on it and decided it'd be a good idea to eat them.


    Cow manure as you know is frequently used as fertilizer to grow all sorts of things. Mushrooms generally grow out of cow dung when a cow has consumed the spores from these mushrooms while grazing. The spores survive digestion and are deposited in conveniently fertilized patches. This is not to say that they only grow in cow patties but this is typically where people locate them.
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    You are retarded as all fuck. First you say you won't try mushrooms because they grow in cow shit, then I explain to your mentally-challenged piece of shit brain that most psilocybin mushrooms are grown from kits in extremely sterile conditions, to which you respond with talking about how the psychedelic effect of mushrooms must have been discovered by someone eating a mushroom from cow shit. Here's me reiterating what I already said: Mushrooms can grow almost anywhere. Magic mushrooms could have been discovered in a wooded area growing from some kind of debris or fallen leaves.
    Again, so you don't forget, you are fucking retarded. I actually know what I'm talking about, unlike yourself.
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    Not all mushys grow in cowshit... We would go down to a place called the resthills wheres its quite cold and damp next to this park and there'd be hundreds of them. No cows to be seen, it was a residential area...fuck that shit. Also the fuck at "splitting" 8? i suppose it was your first time but i am telling you now man that is not having a trip..you need way more and then you will know what its like to be on the level. I would never eat a magic mushroom period though and we would use HUNDREDS. Me and my homie one time had a brew of of 210 to themselves in a pot, they were seriously tripping balls. I dont like mushrooms now though, had one bad trip and seen some people do fucked up shit on it. I was hallucinating hard and the bros were switching my burgers and shit when i ordered at BK and generally just trying to make me lose my mind. I would look right and then turn my head all the way to the left and then it would warp all of the images in the middle. We were rolling back to mine and two of my homies were in the car following us after they had just been in the back of mine and there images were planted in my back seat still. They werent there and i couldnt feel them because they were obviously in the car behind us but exactly what they looked like before getting out was planted in the back seat..its really trippy shit. My homie was tripping balls so much in the basement he through his damn cellphone through the window and screamed 'SHOW ME THE LIGHT!!" and was in tears etc. Watching someone trip on mushys is the funniest/scariest shit ever
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    Re: Shrooms.

    Quote Originally Posted by spokenoh View Post
    You are retarded as all fuck. First you say you won't try mushrooms because they grow in cow shit, then I explain to your mentally-challenged piece of shit brain that most psilocybin mushrooms are grown from kits in extremely sterile conditions, to which you respond with talking about how the psychedelic effect of mushrooms must have been discovered by someone eating a mushroom from cow shit. Here's me reiterating what I already said: Mushrooms can grow almost anywhere. Magic mushrooms could have been discovered in a wooded area growing from some kind of debris or fallen leaves.
    Again, so you don't forget, you are fucking retarded. I actually know what I'm talking about, unlike yourself.
    Geez, I've never seen you so riled up, buttercup. I don't know much about these shrooms, which is why I said, "I could be wrong."
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    Re: Shrooms.

    Lmao @ getting so butthurt over shrooms.

    Hey man, if you want to eat some shit that came from cow shit, go right ahead. Who am I to judge you? But I damn sure ain't going to scoop cow ass off of an already nasty looking FUNGUS so that I can eat it and fuck my brain up. Word.

    Good luck with that though. I hear Walmart sells rubber gloves for cheap. Unless you like digging through cow shit bear handed, that is.

































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    it's not about mushrooms, it's about you being painfully stupid. I haven't touched mushrooms in years, but let me assure you, when I did they came from kits. I'm not arguing that it's alright to eat mushrooms covered in "cow ass", I'm just telling you that you really shouldn't speak like a know-it-all when you know fuck all. Just admit you don't know what you're talking about.
    People like you give me reason to believe eugenics isn't that bad afterall.
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    Spokenoh don't give in to these trolls, man.

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    Re: Shrooms.

    Show me where I said "shrooms only come from cow shit."

    Go ahead. Show me. Show me where I said that was the only possible place to find them. Go ahead. I dare you.




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    you're stupid on a goldfish level. It is actually really cathartic making fun of you because it's so easy. I am enjoying being able to ridicule your intelligence while you keep setting yourself up for it.
    At this point though, there's nothing anyone can do to fix your idiocy. The best thing that can happen is that you won't be able to have children and lately I've tried to be optimistic. I feel like I'm making it worse by assuming you could just take being stupid and wrong like a grown-up, but it isn't right for me to assume things about other people. In the end everyone decides what kind of person they will be and you've probably already decided.
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    Swear Ryan gets off on internet arguments..

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