Gay topic...
2 days old already taking after his Dad
Selling crack right out my own pad
The kids making more doe than me
Probably got more hoes than me...
This kids the best shoulda thought of this years ago
Should we leave his momma with tears ta show?
New topic When fat chicks attack
Make em Laugh, Well I got Jokes, Watch there Belly's Ache
Wouldn't Lick a Fat Woman's Cat even it came with Halle Berry's Face!!!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWW....nah i'm playing....I do that For my Lady
But my Baby Been Away, So Ink been watching Porno Lately
And you Know that I Gone Crazy, So i'm locked in a Padded Room
This shit was Supposed to be Funny not Real....Either Way...
..............................................THER E ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!!!!
next topic....
beat the hell out of kanye west...at the grammys...
Next batter up Vital is the contendor prepare for splendor.
Fixing kaynes dental for free with a bat and change his gender.
Returning him to male state i mean look at his face.
Its a disgrace to see it in place so i fixed it right away.
Knocking out his teeth and breaking his nose what a display.
Then michael jackson runs up and moonwalks to the bass.
Next Topic...
When LG's attack.
Cruizin' ridin' top, i had to stop on the block-buster//
Got out to open the front door, phone went off-flustered//
Ignorin' the call, checkin' for a flick, my minds steady in horror//
Freddy, Jason? Shit, i really don't want to be bored//
My phone growls n gives a demonic shake-in-my-pocket//
I thought it was my dick talkin to me until something shot out rocket//
I made it a quest to simply stop shakin//
My phone grew legs n feet, arms n teeth, this was horror in the makin'//
The screens fell from the wall, devouring people, shoes n all//
I kicked n chunked the dvds at him the best i could, worst overall//
This TV screen picked me up n swallowed me whole, this couldn't BE//
But after he was done, oh how he took a shoe lace, and gently flossed his teeth//
Goin' to the Hugest Outet store (WALMART - KMART - ALCO - so on so forth) and gettin' like 1800 dollars worth of shit n you can't pay for it...
Like an armless man in a rowboat
You couldn't handle the paddling
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im always one to talk shit and the ladies love riding me
made one girl faint from fear of the size of me
my penis is a behemoth found only in women's dreams
neighbors call the police when i make hot women scream
female satisfaction is easily my greatest passion
dicks big as jackson...hey why the fuck is everybody laughin?
why should i look down? cut the shit! is this a trick?
FUCKEN BITCH! couldn't you say they were unzipped
note to self: lied about size and no one seems to care
next time i should probably have on underwear
Got a small dick a small....small....dick
Gotta use tweezers to grab that bitch-n-take a piss
Got a small dick....a bitch sees it-n-stalls quick!
It hides behind my balls quick....awwe shit!
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