So i woke up 2day bout 8 oclock to go sign on, got a cup of coffee n started drinkin it lookin out my window onto the estate n while im lookin out my window i see our fuckin cat in the garden so i give him a evil look cuz i pretty much dont like the fat fuck n he kinda evils me bak n then scuffs his paws on the grass n SHITS right in the centre of the garden whilst still starin at me then he just flicks it about or summin n skips off. cheeky little cunt, bet its all cause i kicked him up the ass n watched him fly a fair few feet cause he wudnt shut the fuck up, probably hungry or summin but he always fuckin eats.
just thort id let u lot kno cuz theres so much bollox threads on this site i thort id add to it