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Thread: if i had a dick.....

  1. #1

    if i had a dick.....

    if i had a dick, hella niggaz wuld love ta suck it
    it wuld be so big, all dey can do is kiss N hug it
    not tryna b nasty, not tryna b rude, thoughts like dis came up wen i l graduated from high school
    dey used ta stay bowed down on one knee, den b lik "prinncess can i be yo king
    i respnonded quick lik, "first, open ya mouth N do ya thing!
    9th grade, niggaz said "girl if yu had a dick, wuld u let me drink yo cum?"
    but, right after dat, same niggaz said "first, yu wuld have ta give me sum!"
    shitttttttt! yal can neva eva gat a chance ta fuck me!
    dis is a privaledge, yal betta gon head N suck me!
    dey did it anywayz cuz The prinncess always gets her way,
    no matta what, i wuld get ma dick sucked anytime of da day!
    yea, dis shyt is real, aint no type of dream i had last night
    after ma dick get sucked, dey said "DAMMMM! 4 yu ta be a girl yu got PIPE!
    see these muafuckas be teathin on ma dick lik a baby on a bottle
    so much head comin in from em, i must b rich, im da America's top modle
    da way i wuld get ma dick sucked yu wuld think i had mo houses den da monoply game
    bets believe me, niggaz wana suck ma dick jus ta b on television for fame!
    wat da fuck, dis aint for free, dey betta pay some $ if dey wana have ma balls in dey mouth
    dam, ma dick must had a good taste, cuz these niggaz wuz tryna tak ma draws N hide em sum where in dey house!
    feel me, i don fuk around & play gamez, if anybody serious, u kno what to do, get at me! im da real

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    Ok stupid all round peice ....kinda fuckin sick that you would post a om like this but allright might as well rate.it ...um nice wordplay structure sucked and flow wuz a bit off due to stretched lines but it wuz aiight..

    and if u wanted a dick so bad u coulda jus borrowed mine

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    oh so yu dnt like it? and i dnt want a dick lik dat! i was jus sayin
    feel me, i don fuk around & play gamez, if anybody serious, u kno what to do, get at me! im da real

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    meh i liked it it wuz a real decent written peice jus didnt like the topic lol AND how do u know u dont one one like this hehehehe jp

    Hit up some feedback on my OM

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