Me and my pal obie are being chased by a stalker
So what u want me to so Skywalker
I want u to take us far, into the galaxy next to the nearest star
ok I know one called the death star
Its a secret base next to the planet system zar
Han how do u know it will be safe
caz I drive fast, to a million tons of speed
plus a quater of an eighth
Thats about the speed of light
Before we get on there radar, we'll be out of sight
Ok han good plan guy
Now take off in that direction, and fly passed that moon in the sky
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They fly to the death star and land without being caught
looking for a Princess leiah whos bound to be hot
Ok guys I told u i could do it
use the force luke, or u'll never get to it
Ok obie I will heed to ur word
Oh shit look behind u, its a storm trooper and he heard
Everything u said lets kill him fast
Caz if we dont he will report our asses
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They shoot and kill the trooper after 3 shoots
he falls to the ground and they begin to see jots
of information on a piece of yellow imperor Paper
luke thinks it might be evil Darth Vader
Quick guys we dont have much time
Caz when the trooper doesnt report back they will know a sign
Of intrusion when theyt find him dead
Quick this way, Han solo said
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They run down the hallway into the cell bay
and then they heard a girls voice say
Help me Obie One im in this cell 58
Ive been hear all day and havent even ate
So they blast the door and they take her out
But not far behind them a storm trooper yells out
Get away from there u intruders
The other was eating fresh take out from hooters
he dropped it and fired some more shots from his gun
But miss them and accidentally shot big Pun
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They got away safely without a scratch
and then leiah farted and asked for a match
She put under her butt and said
Fuck this I want to end this rap dead
So the fart exnited with the flame of the match
But the fun part is that this story is a catch
Caz this shit didnt even really take place
There is no such thing as outer space
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