Read the rules.
Verses due by Saturday 12 PM Eastern!!!
Check ins are due Thursday 12 PM Eastern!!!. If you don't check in there will be a replacement.
No show verses will not be permitted, if you drop a no show verse and the other person shows before the deadline you will not be allowed to edit your verse. Please don't wait for the last minute to drop, drop as early as you can.
Agree on a line limit of 10-20 lines, nothing more nor less.
Make a verse made of entirely fat jokes.