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    Week Three mag



    INTRO
    Sup faggots? this site dead. Text is dead.. your opinions are dead. But one thing I know that’s alive in the biggest way is Barcotics passion for text message battles!!!!!! So let’s all grab our tissue boxes and put in the same amount of effort he does for the love of this life!!!!!!


    WEEK 1 TOP PUNCHES

    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    Ima stomp dude, its like renovating a washroom or hall
    He'll know he ran into a stud when I send knox thru a wall
    Quote Originally Posted by Glockamole View Post
    Turn wives into ho’s. She’ll gobble up my meat like a carnivore
    One taste cud have her wantin more, or the whole thing’ll leave her connoisseur
    Quote Originally Posted by Bahriman View Post
    A simple bar will take your life, partner…that’s just how B rock
    You better like Young Dolph cos you’ll be sleepin like him from just a Key, Glock
    Quote Originally Posted by Mac. View Post
    u know what happens if u don’t live up to the hype
    soon it’ll be time to find meth - layin at the bottom of a pipe
    WEEK 2 TOP PUNCHES

    Quote Originally Posted by Exalted. View Post
    You die young

    ur bell rung w shots. paint ur body like beautiful art
    If u get to a New Age, Music...im sending u where they play flutes an a harp
    Quote Originally Posted by MUSIC TEACHER View Post
    ur whole vibe is a gay tone, while im dialed in like a payphone/ Exalted? U couldnt get high preys hittin 2 birds with the same stone

    Quote Originally Posted by Glockamole View Post
    Keep a gat around me and it’s not known to reason
    if I have a glaucoma waist, it’s causin vision damage soon as he sees it
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou View Post
    YOUR GRRL PULLED UP BUT I'ONT TOUCH STANK BITCHES, NOT SINCE MIDDLESCHOOL
    SO I TOLD HER THAT OUSSY AINT FIRMINO...CUT HER UP THE SIDE AND WATCHED HER LIVERPOOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    Tec sprayin lives, I'm THAT cuckoo. I'll hear those screams n hit ya basement
    Spectator 9 will pass thru you and there won't be a witness statement



    DOPE BATTLE??????

    YUP

    ZUCH VS BLUE BAYOU
    (NBL)



    ZUCH
    I'm a demon maulin' this mark..
    So if you seen Devils Advocate, you KNOW this is a jog in the park.- Rudge1




    Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
    If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time
    You claim you fathered my child, that’s a perfect bet
    Meanwhile, your wife is doublin’ down on her birth control like it’s Percocet
    You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
    Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out
    She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
    Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back
    We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
    Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand
    My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe
    Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece
    On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
    “Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”
    That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
    Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed
    Nice accomps! Looks like this kid is the top feared!
    You love UPN, which is ironic since you haven’t won shit since we got here
    You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
    Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots
    Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
    Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure
    When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
    Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off
    Will you lose to me again? Well, these are some deadly times
    The answer is in this thread, no not THAT Answer, you already lost to him 7 times
    With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever
    Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever
    That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
    Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”
    Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
    My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off
    I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
    He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school
    I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
    You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice
    Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit
    Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch
    I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
    This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn
    Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
    You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six
    You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
    If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock
    You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
    You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey
    These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
    Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony
    I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
    ‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts
    Dissin’ my fam, but still can’t come with a sick punch
    Go ahead and fuck Jamie my guy, I’ve been trying to dump her for 6 months
    You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
    Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor
    This is rape, we know that spitting truth is hard
    Ajax is gonna come in here to vote and end up giving you his card
    This verse was tailored just for you, watch the paradox shift
    Homemade BANGER, I’m on my Boston Marathon shit
    Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
    Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function

    VS

    Blue Bayou

    Matt Zazucha aka TOP iLL... can't afford a nose job or to feed baby Rudge cuz hes still pouring drinks and waiting tables




    Nice mug shot...

    so Scout is Barc & Culture’s Ans.. alias test is complete
    now you getting votes over Dave is the only mystery left in the league
    of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
    only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper
    can’t believe dickriding has given you this sort of persona
    if you’re cutting up the Lime w/ ANY consistency, somebody just ordered Corona
    gave himself the easiest battles, wtf, this is meant to be random
    got here cuz the dumbwaiter pulled more strings then 19th century mansions
    you fucking stink bro, hygiene’s depressing the clients
    last time you ‘took a bath’ you lost 2 stacks to me betting the Lions
    you're amazinggg, i haven’t seen such class my whole life
    that’s not a compliment.. that was ur message to me after i smashed ya homesite
    & i know your prison time is a topic that’s felt..
    irony 101: you went thru Hell in a Cell & i'm coming out on top w/ the belt
    lookin like Kid Twists kid sis, you were getting dick for days punk
    first guy in history to spend all his time in the Hole & never misbehave once
    i demand celebrity treatment! nahh i’m just trolling you punk
    you rolled out the red carpet slipping outta my hands as i was loading the trunk
    resumed my Peloton grind mannn my biking is fast..
    but i’ll never be backpedaling as quick as you after recycling raps
    i LOVE bloodshed, shot at close range will shatter this herb
    when the first round exits it’ll be a worse look for Zuch then his battle w/ serge
    it’s no wonder Jaime thinks you're worthless and scum
    you got more excited for an SC Finals birth than the birth of your son
    aaanddd you didn’t even win.. why you such a cocky prick?!
    votes had so many Neigh Neighs Silento popped in & said Watch Me Whip
    Jaime loves my penis & says my cock’s got clout
    dates w/ me she’s got a crop top out.. pics w/ him she’s gotta Crop Top Out
    should see how quick we hold hands to some frisky slow jams..
    everyday’s a Freaky Friday bro i stay inside Jamie more than Lindsay Lohan
    broke ur heart when she left you for a fun n’ frisky time..
    i feel you bro Jamie did a number on me too... the number 69
    he can’t find the clit so she’ll never be impressed..
    keeps askin Jaime where da hood at.. she’s nicknamed him DMX
    i even fucked her out in the open, wasn’t a time i wouldn’t beat it
    we were right under your nose this whole time, no wonder you couldn’t see it
    & for the record i came every time my dick was in
    Rudge is mine, you’re a Bigger Fake Dad then Kanye’s gift to Kim
    it’s Mr. Steal yo’ girl.. pulling Jaime was light work
    next ‘bachelor’ Rudge has hanging over his crib is you changing his diaper
    using rulers for shin pads.. god you’re little dude
    you don’t skip leg day, you SKIP leg day cuz a squat would cripple you
    those bad genetics makes bitches never holler at all..
    how do you even walk? you got some dog legs i wouldn’t pay a dollar to golf
    fuck your wedding invitation, i ain’t prone to follow friends
    i’m only going to leave paperclips around the house.. in hopes Rudge swallows them
    Astra .22 shoot ya baby grab the nine n’ ringgg
    when you see Young Zazu pummeled by a Cub it ain’t The Lion King
    i know you’re not a narc Zuch, you ain’t that kinda animal dawg
    your Covers Blown cuz there’s NO WAY a kleenex could handle the job
    my blood is my unit, i’ll gather every single can n’ then..
    Caulkin to clap when you home alone.. question ever seeing your fam again
    you’re simple as fuck man, i guarantee the hype’ll fade
    got a Direct Approach that couldn’t Blow Up w/ the help of Michael Bay
    if you wanna improve & stop getting mauled in cyphers..
    so many Minor Changes are needed you told Jamie u’d handle allll the diapers
    fuck Masters conditions & every golfer testin the shit..
    only guy worried about Augusta Wind is Zuch on a hike next to a cliff
    pack a swisher at the same time my cash delivers..
    that’s why i’m not taking any Top Lip, he’s got a smaller ‘stache then Hitler
    make em sign out cryin from my crazy finish
    it’s nothin’ to push a faggot out.. shiiiit even Jaime did it


    Blue Wins woooowwww!!!!!


    WEEK 3 PRE DICK SHINS

    Music Teacher Vs Corleone
    - Two NC members trolling RB I know who Corleone da gawd is can’t figure out music teacher. Bother are good especially Corleone. In fact I can’t believe he posted that trash this week but if he sticks around he’ll easily champ.
    Corleone 100/0


    Sharp Vs Spectre1
    - sharp just here helping. He has bars but just keying up stuff and catching L’s watch for him to come back with some fire.. I only know Spectre from this league so far he needs some work. Needs more wit and more aggression. He’s right there if he can tweak some things he’ll be catching wins in no time

    Sharp 90/10

    -Bag Mandela Vs Knoxville
    Bag No Showed last week but he’s got bars. He’s always in the RB cyphers dropping heat. Knox has dropped rushed bars it seems and is always known to bounce back. This could be the sleeper battle of the week but I got Bag winning

    Bag/80/20

    Axe Vs Hush
    -Axe need some work imo. Needs to dumb it down. He’s got concepts but if everyone else can make a bar dope in less words so can you. Hush a HOF vet but probably will no show.. if he shows he wins but my prediction..
    Axe 100/0 NS win

    Resin Vs Robo Cop
    - Wow Resin signed in. Probably won’t show but if he does he’s just toooo dope. Robo aka Plot is actually starting to drop some fire so could be a good match. Plot wins by no show but if resin shows..
    resin 70/30

    Bahriman Vs Justice Grimm
    - These two have got some rust but both can drop heat. Could be battle of the week as both are huge threats in any league they’re in.. hard to predict this one

    Barcotic Vs Exalted
    - THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE WEEK WITH YOUR GOD BARCOTIC BATTLING exalted! Prediction??? SOME ONE IS MELTING DOWN!
    Blue Bayou Vs Glockamole
    - Wow

    MV Vs Mac
    -These guys coming off of two wins. Mac had a NS win but can drop heat when he isn’t lazy. MV has top notch wording but concepts a bit dated. He has no qualms with fucking another man in the ass and Mac is handsome. Let’s call this a win for both battlers


    OUT
    Fuck you losers. Can’t believe ppl still cry over text message battling. But as a battling community we’ve all heard about the sad news of the passing of the Great Pat Stay. Let’s hope Canada doesn’t burn down to rubble so Blue can take his son golfing and Barc has bushes to trim and mulch around… here’s a few videos of the King







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    Re: Week Three mag

    No idea why YouTube links won’t work

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    Re: Week Three mag

    Thank you for mag

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    Re: Week Three mag

    Pat Stay smh

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    Re: Week Three mag

    Lmao the intro

    Love feeling spreees pain thru the screen

    Love the throwback battle

    Connoisseur an all time bar

    Thank you for mag
    "Sound stuff out guys" - Barcotic

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    Re: Week Three mag

    Lol dope

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    Re: Week Three mag

    wait i just read the mag, Pat Stay fuckin died? wtf happened bro?
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    Re: Week Three mag

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe. View Post
    wait i just read the mag, Pat Stay fuckin died? wtf happened bro?
    He read some of the wp’s this week and, well….you know the rest

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    Re: Week Three mag

    I woulda thought I got top punch last week over A grown man calling himself a stud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe. View Post
    wait i just read the mag, Pat Stay fuckin died? wtf happened bro?
    He got fatally stabbed breaking up a fight in novia

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