Week 5 Chat/Predictions

[Brandon Cee]

Champ: Bartender (4-0-0) vs. HighEngine (4-0-0)
Contendor: Nahlidge (3-0-0) vs. Chris Black (2-0-0)
Jonathan (3-1-0) vs. Brandon Cee (2-0-2)
Cry (2-0-2) vs. Baron P (2-0-2)
Mr. Write (2-0-1) vs. SyaNidal (2-1-1)
Scientific (2-1-1) vs. Johnny 6-Feet (2-1-1)
Twixn (2-1-0) vs. Poeta (2-2-0)
Smalls (1-1-0) vs. White Winter (1-1-0)
Rydinoldskool (0-1-1) vs. Tactixx (0-1-1)
Soulstice (0-2-1) vs. Topic (0-3-1)
Bobericc (0-0-0) vs. Token (0-0-0)

[Chrit.]

Prediction: my first SS title.

[Brandon Cee]

topics are up.

[Engivale]

Short Story Battle:

Engivale vs Smokajoka - I just think Engivale is gonna bring it, ya know, this guy could shit on Shakespeare and that's really insulting Engivale's ability. I wish there was a writer to compare him to, but any comparison would be like trying to describe a sunset to a blind person. The only word we have in English is "perfect," but really, that's selling him short. I'm pretty sure his dick is huge, too. And he donates to charities and adopts abused animals and he's a volunteer firefighter. He has autistic children and he lit the Olympic Torch and he uses energy saving bulbs. This guy's a real american hero, and when you put a Hero against a Zero, the hero wins. So that's why I think Engivale is going to beat Smoka.

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[Soule]

Champ: Bartender (4-0-0) vs. HighEngine (4-0-0)
Contendor: Nahlidge (3-0-0) vs. Chris Black (2-0-0)
Jonathan (3-1-0) vs. Brandon Cee (2-0-2)
Cry (2-0-2) vs. Baron P (2-0-2)
Mr. Write (2-0-1) vs. SyaNidal (2-1-1)
Scientific (2-1-1) vs. Johnny 6-Feet (2-1-1)
Twixn (2-1-0) vs. Poeta (2-2-0)
Smalls (1-1-0) vs. White Winter (1-1-0)
Rydinoldskool (0-1-1) vs. Tactixx (0-1-1)
Soulstice (0-2-1) vs. Topic (0-3-1)
Bobericc (0-0-0) vs. Token (0-0-0)

[Orc]

Champ: Bartender (4-0-0) vs. HighEngine (4-0-0)
Contendor: Nahlidge (3-0-0) vs. Chris Black (2-0-0)
Jonathan (3-1-0) vs. Brandon Cee (2-0-2)
Cry (2-0-2) vs. Baron P (2-0-2)
Mr. Write (2-0-1) vs. SyaNidal (2-1-1)
Scientific (2-1-1) vs. Johnny 6-Feet (2-1-1)
Twixn (2-1-0) vs. Poeta (2-2-0)
Smalls (1-1-0) vs. White Winter (1-1-0)
Rydinoldskool (0-1-1) vs. Tactixx (0-1-1)
Soulstice (0-2-1) vs. Topic (0-3-1)
Bobericc (0-0-0) vs. Token (0-0-0)

[Chris Black]

Champ: Bartender (4-0-0) vs. HighEngine (4-0-0) - Bar can win but I think one of three things will happen: He'll no-show, he'll choke or he'll try too hard(like last week)

Contendor: Nahlidge (3-0-0) vs. Chris Black (2-0-0) - Nah will no-show. I told him to. Holla.


Jonathan (3-1-0) vs. Brandon Cee (2-0-2) - Too tough to call. Both have a history of being inconsistent. It's more of a matter of who brings their A game.

Cry (2-0-2) vs. Baron P (2-0-2) - Cry has been off for a few weeks, but I think Baron will be off this week. I suspect Baron will try to crush me in IE, putting this on the back burner, when it should be the other way around.


Mr. Write (2-0-1) vs. SyaNidal (2-1-1) - Bleh. I don't know. Either of them can take it.

Scientific (2-1-1) vs. Johnny 6-Feet (2-1-1) - I don't know the other guy.

Twixn (2-1-0) vs. Poeta (2-2-0) - Even though Poeta is just getting into topicals, I think he'll come nice, because he's a good writer. I think Twixn hit his ceiling a while back and is only capable of writing at a certain level.

Smalls (1-1-0) vs. White Winter (1-1-0) - I know White. Don't know the other guy. I think White had the worst record in SS history though.

Rydinoldskool (0-1-1) vs. Tactixx (0-1-1) - Tac was an old crew mate and I know he's capable of coming dope. Rydin seems to be into it though and I think he'll keep getting better. Rydin can take it but I don't know if he's yet capable of writing at the level I know Tac can.

Soulstice (0-2-1) vs. Topic (0-3-1) - Why the FUCK is topic still in? I used-to be cool with topic, but he refuses to vote ever week. I don't think he's voted in a single battle this season. Also, I like Soul. I think he never gets the credit he deserves, and has the potential to be a dope writer.

Bobericc (0-0-0) vs. Token (0-0-0) - Bob is one of those guys I think hit a ceiling a while back. Token just dropped an OM I believe is a higher caliber of writing than I see from Bob. Token wants to be an RB Legend and is giving it a push. Don't get it twisted; Token's here to check off SS Champ on his checklist for Legends.

Real Talk.

[Steven William]

You can't not predict me to win, and then say Real Talk.

Fuck you Chris.

[Soul Slayer]

Aah chris
You whore

[Chris Black]

Oh yeah. You're that guy who voted against me in that one battle with that one guy.

[Steven William]

You're right I am that one guy, who did that one thing, and only that one other guy was there, so what was I thinking, huh?

I don't blame you for being a dbag though; I'd do the same thing if every topical writer on the site came running with a watering mouth for me to place my balls in every time I posted.

[Token]

Real Talk.

Wow, you were right on the money with my prediction. Rofl.

[Chris Black]

You're right I am that one guy, who did that one thing, and only that one other guy was there, so what was I thinking, huh?

I don't blame you for being a dbag though; I'd do the same thing if every topical writer on the site came running with a watering mouth for me to place my balls in every time I posted.

I was talking to Scientific. I know who you are. Relax. Go get a free hug. Lol.

[Chrit.]

Real Talk.

Boo @ saying I tried too hard last weak.


I was actually rushed and had to hurry and write to make the deadline.

[_Lyrics]

Wow, you were right on the money with my prediction. Rofl.

dont count them eggs before they hatch haha