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FL Cypher Roast - Bruno Mars Edition
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I cannot stand his fruity happy lookin ass. So what better person to roast. Destroy this man please!!!
Unlimited bars
Winner gets 10 pts, mag interview, and cypher medal
Runner-up gets 5pts
Honorable Mention gets 3pts
All participants get 1pt
FIRE AWAY!!!!
:boxing:
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"Dude looks like a lady". Aerosmith called it, that's a girl...
Ik all them chains cause u pain, that's why ur homeboy pointing for someone to get em off before his back is sore.
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"Dude looks like a lady". Aerosmith called it, that's a girl...
all them chains cause u pain, that's why ur boy pointing for someone to get em off before his back gets sore.
Keep this one. Fuck
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I knew this dude was queer...
That's why it look like u got loops in ur ears.
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Turn his shit off, fucking gook. I'm done.
When I drag u outside n beat the shit outta u, s'cause u look like one.
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ur chains fake. can even see where the corrosion starts
in fact they're so rusty, they could double as a ronin bar
look like MJ's son, the one he disowned as a child
nigga how ugly do u have to be to repulse a known pedophile?!?
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built ur whole career as a "ladies man", even say it in songs
funny how you use a MAC Foundation, & got so much makeup on
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ya grill shows signs of drug use, down to the bones of this female
ur boy must be telling an interesting story the way ur face sucked in to the details
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Know tryna give me a medal for roasting this faggot, but nah bro
i would do it for Freon the fact a whole tank can fit up those nostrils
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Bruno got vocals but he a flamer with extra fire, shit
He didn't just earn those stripes, apparently it was group member requirement
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I'd pull out the strap, you'd piss ya pants, Mars softer than crap
Ya boy in blue joined to get closer to pussy, I don't think he can get closer than that
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ur mug is a mess. got dents or craters under the flesh raised
nigga got the stage name Mars from all the uneven surfaces on his face
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got a Caddilac emblem on ur hat, prolly for ur gay ass to remind
..all those dudes that the Caddy symbolizes u volunteering to get bagged from behind
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Hooligans ur clothing line?? aww how cute & u all match ❤
got that jersey with a neck cutout, & u'll be found in Newark like that
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that dude on the side in blue right by u, strokes while u sing the chorus
bet his Guitar Rocks On, & thats what y'all say every night on the tour bus
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U pulling pussy n don't know what to do with it...
That being the case, I'd wanna be in this fgt's crew too, shit.
He's loving the women? shit...Def the wrong way, I'm not impressed kid...
U gon gay...
Fuck this feminist, probably voted for hillary n cried when Trump became president.
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lo key, dude on the left kinda look like KnowP w/ a goutee & stretch marks
plus he want bruno to "pull his finger", but aint joking about the sex part
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dudes standing behind u, cant even see their face now
but no surprise cuz u prefer to see guys from the waist down
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gotta give u props tho.. topping the hot 100 charts with a grip of hits
u peaked at number 1 & 2 several times.. watching men take a piss or shit
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Fuck this floozy gook, I didn't know Don Juan got knocked up
Right Click, 'Search Google For image' and Gok Wan pops up
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Gook? Puerto rican? What is this bitch nigga's race...
Saying u have sex with chicks, that's more made up than this nigga's face.
Ur like 5 foot nothing, I'd smack ur head clear across the room...
It would take one punch man, n I'd knock out all 3 of these dudes.
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nigga's a midget. only reason he get girls is by singing, undoubtedly
cuz if it wasnt for ur Single "Rest Of My Life", that woulda been ur reality
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cypher closes tonight so I can get mag finished. Get those bars in.
@Clout
@Kill Spree
@Krucial Th1rt3en
drop something
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whole crew as short as you... just to make you look even with brothers
keep the matchin jerseys on when you get to double teamin each other
lovin that cream but i know you aint talkin wu tang...
this cats chokin on fur-balls while rubbin his poon tang!
when i hear the name bruno, i picture fish eating shrimp food...
pinstripe equivalent to sacha cohen in gimp suit
babushka lookin ass, kalashnikov automatic
invitin bears in your trap... you just a 24k faggot!
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Fukin faggots think the y’all smooth,punch till ur ribs burst
Ask this band “where Joe Boston’s wording” & they pointed out of the picture
long range w/the beam till these kids is a mess
Before I take ur jewelry i’ll Put the red dot on ur wrist and shoot into ur chest
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King of Rnb to queer i cant take it anymore
After a night with those two you'll see "Versace on the Floor"
For his homo ways there is no cure to the bed room hes heading
Getting anal is gold to him so if 24k majic in the air hell feel like hes locked up in heaven
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I wanna harm his race, u pull girls n see stars always...
But ur charms a waste, when one uppercut would put mars in space.
Fuck u
@Aero
you'll forever be Asian, u n him could be best friends...
Both of u are weak, high pitched speak and enjoy to sex men.
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Dudes got vocals tho, I ain't heard no wack shit...
It's just....fgt
The whole time he holds the Mic he's pretending it's a black dick.
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Limp wrist with ur arm on a dude, u strait gayed out...
Dude on the right so high y'all should switch names, this nigga so spaced out.
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U the gayest of gay, god made u this way. Gettn ya booty rocked.
This nigga calling around town, looking for a doc to give him a cooties shot.
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All the cash in the world won't help you pull bitches, with that scary ass.
Looking like Oscar Isaac after he put on the Jim Carrey Mask.
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Chains got that Brian Pumper feel. You ugly, dog. You can't contest it.
Not sure what your shirt says, but your face is saying: Aids Infested.
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Face is looking mad sunken. All honesty, it isn't surprising.
...You use the craters on your face as a safe-haven for your masculinity to hide in.
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Re-opened by popular demand. Fire away
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Originally Posted by
KnowP
Re-opened by popular demand. Fire away
KnowP said ur fruity then closed this cypher 2 days later like wth??
but the way Nore Opened Up, maybe u should address those gay rumors as well
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there's bruno + 5 men around him. bet u ejaculate w/ them friends
so if my math's correct that makes u 6th man of the year, way u come off the bench
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Ya last drop, well; tbh...poop was on it...
Ur career n crew bout to be long gone, just like the Supersonics.
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Yall wearing all that bling!!!! but dude to the right wants to glisten too...
Just a small single piece, aaand that's about as much of ur music I've listened to.
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Ur face looks like a plastic surgeons dream, that bitch been worked on...
If u worried about ur music as much as ur looks I might listen to one song.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
KnowP
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I cannot stand his fruity happy lookin ass. So what better person to roast. Destroy this man please!!!
Unlimited bars
Winner gets 10 pts, mag interview, and cypher medal
Runner-up gets 5pts
Honorable Mention gets 3pts
All participants get 1pt
FIRE AWAY!!!!
:boxing:
bruno is said to be a thug. no this little nigga isnt!
whats it look like when a nigga throws hands with hands the size of an infant
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that make-up thooo.. looks like it bled into ur shirt
Couple Layers Caked On, could pass for a wedding dessert
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Nigga that ain't a hat it's a helmet to protect that soft brain he got...
Lookn stupid af but Cadillac endorsed it, shiiiiit...I hope they getting paid a lot.
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They say stripes make u look skinny, I'll make u disappear like u got threw out...
Pop nines then save the cops time, I done lined ur crew out.
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Battle rap? take a step back, we got rich from a hobby...
The chefs in the kitchen, Even if u knew how to cook u wouldn't Bruno body.
I'm Hannibal bitch, ur just another talking head...
I'm on that cannibal shit, while ur face looks like it belongs on the walking dead.
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songs so boring, nigga in blue bought to really doze
ur music not just hard to sit thru, its like passing kidney stones
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Hands? Ain't no defending these, Lookn like AC Slater's mini me...
Dimpled geek...
I'd drop u fast, one pop n splat! U can't get saved by the bell when u already sleep...
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think i seen u in a Michael Jackson thriller video clip
so zombie-like, joe boston prolly seen u on one of his graveyard shifts
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ur band mate holding an instrument to the back of ur niggas lid
i'd do the same, but Jack Black & make him act like a little bitch
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U look resurrected, there's dark magic at play; n I ain't talkn bout tic...
U look like the kid that had to hold the dick in 'boy scouts guide to the apocalypse'.
(If u haven't seen that movie I highly recommend it. Fucking hilarious)
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Dude in blue match his mood cuz he don't have a mic, u ain't bout it friend...
Me and Mike Tyson to a chair, then a bar n I beat the shit out of him.
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u look mixed on some Amen shit, but that aint saying much
that means ur half bitch, half spanish.. & 100% fake as fuck
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Originally Posted by
plethora
u look mixed on some Amen shit, but that aint saying much
that means ur half bitch, half spanish.. & 100% fake as fuck
Lmao
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reppin' Cadillac but this spanish dude'll have nothing by time he's thru
so next time Julissa car, gonna need a family member to cosign for u