Life is a chess board

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Originally Posted by Virbius

Mental floss! Worth the read for that alone. I’m used to not knowing what the fuck’s going on so I didn’t mind that. You still writing nowadays?

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Not as much as I would like to but I do a bit.

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This was my verse for the first tournament final I was in.

It was vs deadman. I lost and that was the correct decision.

For those that don't know, deadman is the best writer to ever do this and it isn't close. My 1 W over him means more than most of the others combined.

I prefer Engivale but word.

I won't argue with that. Engivale was also an extremely good writer.

You're that guy who bonked baloneys with fellows, aren't you?

I assure you I am not that guy.

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Originally Posted by Witty

I assure you I am not that guy.

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Don't make me post the videos of you at the Freakoffs

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Originally Posted by Soule

Don't make me post the videos of you at the Freakoffs

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That lotion hits different.

acquired taste
Cuz it stands dire and fake, I wanna break my ceramic attired face
awakens
As I gaze merrily vacant
face of the board, is outcast
Like the ways of the sword
The pawns move forward
study my target, feeling so bloody lethargic
Back at work, and trying my hardest to start it
Some really nice stuff there

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Originally Posted by NoNun2

Amazing and the date it was written is tattooed on my back cause I watched a saint go down… I wanted to buy the corner lot where it happened and turn it into a park for at risk youths to be safe and free especially in the calm time you need to muster up the courage to turn yourself in type. And ironically I wanted to put a king chess piece in black there… Hollins? Is that you in there?

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Dunno how I missed this lol love this so much.

@Witty thanks… I pray I can do it!!!!!!

I promise that if you do it will feel better than even the best cock you've had inside you.

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Originally Posted by Witty

I assure you I am not that guy.

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You didn't need the sixth word.

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Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic

You didn't need the sixth word.

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Yes I did. As a matter of fact, of all the words, it was the most important.

I understand that was an attempt at a clever insult, it wasn't great but I whole heartedly encourage you to keep trying. I don't know you but something about you makes me believe that one day you might say something that isn't predictable and boring. I really think you can do it.

Also, if you ever attempt to correct me again I will beat you to death.

<3

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Originally Posted by Witty

Yes I did. As a matter of fact, of all the words, it was the most important.

I understand that was an attempt at a clever insult, it wasn't great but I whole heartedly encourage you to keep trying. I don't know you but something about you makes me believe that one day you might say something that isn't predictable and boring. I really think you can do it.

Also, if you ever attempt to correct me again I will beat you off to death.

<3

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Do you really think my brain is so heavily damaged by years of poor choices that I don't recall your self-described plight in a European night club where you spilled your blackberry martini on a guy in the VIP section and his henchmen were about to tenderize you but you managed to walk out mostly undefeated thanks to a mix of quick thinking, strawberry-banana flavored lubricant and the oh so fortunately timed DJ's playing of the timeless disco classic "I will survive" to which you left the henchmen and the original victim of your clumsiness as pleasured quivering heaps???

Well, because you'd be absolutely correct to assume about the poor choices / damaged brain part BUT if a story gets repeated enough (allegedly you were quite pleased with how quickly you thought up that escape plan and from then on called yourself witty) I just may happen to remember all these many risen and set moons later.

PS- Your bogus claim about being a witness is somewhat true as you just so happened to "witness" two or more fellas engaged in acts of intimacy without their viewing consent.