LLL MAG-E-ZINE: PHAT AZZ EDITION

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Lyricist Lounge League Mag-E-Zine
PHAAT AZZZZ EDITIONNNN



INTRO

Welcome welcome welcome to those of yall who are still around. Props to you because without you, this league and the culture would be completely extinct. Keep dropping flames and always participate where you congregate. @Killing Spree @Fresh and I will continue to run this league fair and without bias, by the rules and consistent. WE WILL NO LONGER LET IN NEWBS UNLESS THEY PROVE THEMSELVES FIRST!!! With that being said, lets get into some G shytttttt…..


Reviews

CHAMP MATCH: @Fresh vs @Enbombz
Tbh, Enbombz is not to be messed with. My nigga got flames for days like a forest fire. Not to take away from Fresh cause he’s ill too. Wish he didn’t sign out after the L cause he’s a huge boss in this battle game on RB. Hope he returns soon but props to the new champ though. Good shit my nigga

@Upgrade vs @itsLEG1ON
Legion is new round this joint and dropped a quick key that didn’t move voters. That egg bar was the only joint they went for but Upgrade got flips like acrobatics and he landed on his feet every bar. Good ish fam. Bring it this week.

@Joe Boston vs @Bash
Yo, Bash is a rare bread. He be comin different which I appreciate. Good verse from him but my nigga Joe brought some heaters that landed hard like aliens in crop circles. It was close but since Joe figured out his wording issues he’s been on for real. Props to both this week.

@Smog vs gringo
Smog slide by. Gringo is done in the league…. Clown!

Jesh vs arbor
Both no shows. Eat a dick. See u in FL until next season.

@Surplus vs pleth
Pleth didn’t read the rules and got hot when he got DQ’d. yo bad #saltyaf

E tha real vs meth
Disappointed in meth cause I expected more from him. But fuk em both.

Knowp vs slecht
Slecth is banned this season. Fag sauce!



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Previews

CHAMP MATCH: @Smog vs @Enbombz
Two battlers who’ve been here before like déjà vu. Looking forward to seeing a close jawn.
Enbombz 55/45

@Ctrl Alt Elite vs @mac
Ctrl shook his rust and mac in trouble cause he rusty. Might be a landslide
Ctrl 80/20

@Joe Boston vs @Upgrade
Two battlers with shit to prove and upgrade already started talking shit soon as it was set. Joe been killing niggas lately but that shit he pulled when the name change situation may mess em up.

Joe 50/40

@Rich Porter vs @itsLEG1ON
Legion pretty nice tbh but if he rushes his verse against my nigga Rich, its gonna be a quick night.
Rich 80/20

@KnowP vs @Killing Spree
Since Pleth being a cry baby, this is the battle of the mods. Good luck my nigga.



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Top Punches from the Voters

@Fresh
I wanna smash u repeatedly cuz ur weak n u suck
u'll get an Accent to ya face.. it ain't the devil that got u speakin in tongues
ur path to champ match is uncanny, took more than some small errors
didn't have to carry ur weight to get here... n after this it'll be on ur pallbearers

@Enbombz
I'll drop fresh, shot dead, lets take it to real life fuck a pen
Funny you rock a child's medium, ya mom'll need one to speak to her son again
It's off to the dumping grounds, I'm always down to split foes
I'll Send off ya body parts in vans n I ain't taking bout ya pic roast
I got the coffin ready, now it's time to see this lame die
Its all gravy when i put the lid on his pigeon chest, that's game pie


@Upgrade
U try n act Act cool and collected, but with some heat on you.. You'll be a mess Bruh
I know you're a bitch.. Once I put the piece to ya head you'll start speaking fluent in jeshka
Stop yapping about gun clapping or fucking hoes we know you're lying to get recognition
See you aren't smooth or a sharpshooter, although that is the only way ud force a bitch into submission


@itsLEG1ON
I’ll bet you a rat, sounding like a teacher’s pet
Gay ass faggot I got a rainbow shell for you no easter egg


@Bash
at 92-97 it seems that ur just garbage amongst ya peers
holiday was sunday but it seems you get sonned 365 days throughout the year
murder u n ya fam, trust that im what the vets built
9'll squeeze at ya chest till ya squirt on ya kids quicker than breast milk

@Joe Boston
He does alot of behind the back talking im waiting with the heat on his porch
Shells will leave Bashful this fucking barrel the size of one of the 7 Dwarfs
Fuck your feedback too literally makes me wanna punch u in the throat
Trust me if i put the blade inside you its gonna be longer then ur two line votes
This text shit he get mangled let him keep thinking he the best
After Endust him this week fag will go to making houses smelling Lemon Fresh


@Smog
U must be cheafin crack, either that or u fuck wit the needle, lame
I wouldn't doubt if u Cheech n Chong a real roach, The way u fucked up a Beatles name..
ur so broke its painful, my chump change'll make u wanna go reckless
Shiiit, if I offered GS 350.. he'd go dumb n jump in front of a Lexus

@surprlus
Thought ya had an easy week but now your takin the back seat
Im the definition of above n beyond so of course its Sur passing




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WTF

WTF @ Lebron not givin his squad any love after the ring

WTF @ this summer being mad hot af

WTF @ there being 5 joe bostons last week

WTF @ pleth hating on the mods cause he too lazy to read

WTF @ more foreigners being drafted to the NBA than Americans

WTF @ B Magic getting crazy bodied by Iron Solomon

WTF @ people trying to assassinate Trump in every state



OUTRO
Man, we getting serious round here about this league. Gotta keep it gully round here and stop the fluffy soo if you being soft, then gtfoh and take that shit to LA. We only want bars, not broads. Shout out to my niggas bringing bars. Hope yall loving the mag and the way the league look now. We out here man. Whats good!!>??!?!?



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Haha. This shit was solid my g. @KnowP

@Enoch Light @143 yall might feel this

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Originally Posted by Rich Porter

Haha. This shit was solid my g. @KnowP

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word up shunnn. inspired by the masses

what I gotta put it in sub titles or sunthin

inspired by them asses

#bars

dope shit P.

Good looks. Let keep it running how it should be.

Good shit @KnowP but black chick in the blue dress got that Horsitis. Fuck all yall im here never left put some respek on my shit.

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Originally Posted by KnowP

@Enoch Light @143 yall might feel this

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word up shunnn. inspired by the masses

what I gotta put it in sub titles or sunthin

inspired by them asses

#bars

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The magazine was dope KnowP

however being the respectable white male that i am, i take issue that you resorted to objectifying females in your mag. I mean, these are beautiful creatures of God that was placed on earth to love and nurture our children. In many ways, you should be very ashamed of yourself. I am extremely disappointed in you . . .


im going to print this magazine, and while im rubbing one out to dem asses in the bathroom i hope you are typing up a proper apology.

Lmao!!!!

Dope mag. Finally got me an lll champ medal, it's not been the best year but fuck it champ is champ. Props to you all who been dropping verses week in week out keeping this alive and of course the voters top, your good by me.

coming for that belt bruh

B Magic is a beast in that first round

"rap venomous
let me show you what rap venom is
he'll need a few good men like jack nicholous
when I put the ratchets to work like bidnesses"

#fire

@Enbombz I might have to join this league if you keep thinking you're big time. This a small pond.

That child's medium line was flames though, Aero-esque.

aww shit. the past champ has returned... does he still have it... will we get chance to witness.... stay tuned

i didnt no show... i posted a ns ish verse and jeshka was late and didn't post a verse for me to match

anyway, good mag

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Originally Posted by Aero

@Enbombz I might have to join this league if you keep thinking you're big time. This a small pond.

That child's medium line was flames though, Aero-esque.

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Your more than welcome and glad you enjoyed it.