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Predictions
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1.Knux vs 16. Cred
Need I say more? Lol nah….Well I have to do this mad so I gota speak on my own shit smh.. Anyway I plan on going in these whole playoffs if I can so I think Cred has to bring a lot to the table to take this one from me to be honest. He is decent enough, but Im not sure he can see me on his best days, just keeping it 100.. Hope to make this a cool first round battle and good luck…..Knux 100/0
2.The Archetype vs 15. Lethargic
I got this one as pretty one sided.. Prime vs Prime I’d say Leth could take it but now I don’t think he has much of a chance. He came back for a little and then ghosted again due to his busy schedule.. Arch went on a run this season and took out the best of the best of the league. I don’t think that Leth should prove to be a huge challenge to Arch unless he magically shakes off all the rest of his rust while writing for this battle, which would be cool to see and if that’s the case it could be some dope shit… But the way I see it at this point I have Arch moving on by a good amount……Arch 80/20
3.King vs 14. Cbjbkd
Tough day to be a spam bot…King just outclasses Cbj 10fold here, and will be an easy win for him.. Cbj shows little hints of dope concepts but never maintains a steady flow of good material to even consider him in this battle.. King is one of the best on the site at the moment, and sometimes one of the best net wide as of right now. He’s been busy lately and hasn’t dropped a verse ina while but I know he still has it and will bring enough to take this battle, even if it isn’t his 100%.. one of the few battles that I can say this but….King 100/0
4.Meters vs 13. Ham
Could be close.. I cant even act like I don’t know who Ham is because then I wouldn’t be able to do this preview correctly.. Both are from the same era here and have been around for a while. Its hard to say who could take this one and it really should be a toss up…Meters went on a 7-0 run but didn’t really take out the top competition the league has to offer. Ham appeared late and won a quick 3 battles to secure him a spot in the playoffs. He has some dope material that does hit well and if people look beyond the new name they could easily tell who this is, but anyway this should be a good one, but in the end I guess im taking……Meters 60/40
5.Quote vs 12. A.T.
Cool to see A.T. in the playoffs and battling again.. He’s been pretty much ghost since he gave over the Season to me to run. Hope everything good with you and good to see you back.. And now you’ll be kicked out by Quote lmao… Nah but I guess that is what will happen unless A.T. unleashes some fury that hell hath know… He can come with some dope shit and actually does have a chance in this one but if both come their absolute best my guess is that Quote will be moving on in this one……Quote 70/30
6.Philly vs 11. God 0f War
Crazy sick battle to be had so soon.. If GOW didn’t no show, and Philly would have just friggin voted they wouldn’t be facing each other, and we could have seen this battle go down in the semi’s or even finals. Both these queens are seasoned vets of this shit and are gonna come with some nice stuff.. Being that it’s the first week of playoffs, Philly doesn’t have a chance to not vote so it’s gonna be a heads up, even battle lol.. Ron’s been ghost lately but says he’s gonna show up for this one and make a run for the league champ, so we’ll see what happens.. All n all I think it can be close but GOW will end up taking this in the end……G0W 70/30
7.Evolve vs 10. Meks
I may have put these two against each other in reg. season as well but I can’t remember… Anyway this is kind of a hard one to call. I really have to be honest and ever since I signed out of the regular season like 4-5 weeks ago, I stopped reading battles for the most part so I don’t really have a great idea where either of them are at. Last I saw they were both coming back into form but really hadn’t made the transition from rusty back to dope yet. The way I remember I think Evolve was a little ahead of Meks on shaking the rust and I’m going to go with that for this one.. in a close, old school battle……Evolve 60/40
8.Flash vs 9. Alphabet
I think I say the same shit about Flash every single time I preview his shit, but I cant help but like this dude’s material.. If he can come consistent he can hang with whoever, yeah. Whoever… but that’s his problem, he’ll drop a dope fuckin line or two, then his verse will be surrounded by mediocre decent stuff.. Im waiting for him to come completely dope in the playoffs and show everybody what I know he can do. He’s a turd stain… anyway, Alph proved he’s able to hang this season, with a 6-3 record he’s showed that he belongs in these playoffs and I think he can do well.. Do I think he can go all the way? No.. Do I think he can surprise/upset some people? Yes.. He’s tweaked his style recently and its more reader friendly. Look for that to stir some shit up.. As far as whose better between the two in this match, I’ll say Alph ends up taking it unless Flash can come consistent.. we’ll see, as of now……Alph 60/40
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Top Punches Of Season 15
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G0W vs King
ur caught in confusion ,poker n foods gon be this fuckers death
cuz anytime the chips is up,u dont know whether to eat em or place another bet
King vs G0W
I wanna speak some truth, cuz despite what cats believe commonly...
Gow does NOT use aim for votes...
...instead he sways for 15 minutes then asks em to vote honestly
Quote vs Marvelous
This dudes got a mod on his side, so who's the cheap to thank?
Cuz it's ironic ur reppin sub zero in ur sig... BEFORE the rest of the league was even ranked
Skepto vs Blue Bayou
when it comes to sexuality we know this fag fence hops
the whole coops confused im beatin your chickens eggs while you sit on hens...cock
RPK vs A.T.
I'll go Chuck Norris on this southern fag,u gonna get murked and pwned
You'll be in Walker, Texas Ranger...after I put you in the nursing home
Blue Bayou vs Black Mask
so compare us? say whatever & i'll trump the card
i beat RB legends in their prime's that don't even know who the fuck you are
Black Mask vs Blue Bayou
Bitch pay your due debt or get hung from a noose next
& I bet I won't need ANY chefing experience when i put this Cordon Bleu neck
Bags vs Flash
After this loss hell kill himself...but i just be playin games for my amusement
Remember nba hangtime? It was 7am 10/08/11...in the basement swayin like he was losin
Flash vs Bags
bags you be droppin forced shit..were just not used to ur rap style
but when it comes to punches u got a LOTB,and not ONE is worthy of that title
King vs Black Mask
No one likes Masks shit. He never wins, losing's his usual...
And if Black tie's a match, it's cuz I'm wearing a black suit to his funeral
Gwap vs King
its ride or die bitch, so when I go to smash you wit a cipher
they'll know you're not up to par-king.. when I handicap you wit a driver
Slowhands vs C.Wrighter
go back to the poet's society, this soft ass herb isn't tuff
cause i'll fly a 7-5-7 into any haiku verse he constructs
ThatKidCry vs Knux
thinkin' you come correct, but honestly? I read a Knux battle & MY GOD ur weak
ur the Ink member wit' 3 accomplishments created by the leader of MONSTERS INK
Knux vs Cry
Dude’s the size of a truck.. get some exercise before diabetes blinds this fuck
So when you see my punches put this guy out on his feet…… it’ll be the first time in months
King vs Blue Bayou
This losers afraid. -4 votes? shiiiiit, u best write to win
Cuz u aint put yourself in a hole this fast since ur fleshlight came in
$pitacular vs Orc
you'll just be another loser who swears that I robbed em..
dog you changed your name from Burden cuz you were never a problem
Quote vs Knux
compared to me dude sucks, one punch n he'll be starin up at 2 nuts
shit the only time knux is at my eye level is when i'm puttin my dukes up
Knux vs Quote
This whiney bitch undefeated? I mean business, I’ll use fast wit to smash kid
When It comes down to it we all know quota bitch…I’ll just be the first one to pass it
Knux vs Quote
You Shady fuck..pull that shit wita boss this violent u’ll get tossed to the side kid
This dude blowin so much smoke in messages you’d think he was lost on an island
Rupture vs Derrick Jordan
One eye would of smashed you so believe it dude
You wouldn't even have HALF the chance Beyond has of Seeing you.
King vs Token
Impressive list of wins, lol. Just cant shake ur shady old habits
I got here by setting the bar high, u got here by setting ur own matches
King vs Token
Trust u'll lose the war, u deserving that 5-0 is simply pretend
My undefeated streak will be from start to finish, urs is beginning to end
Quote vs King
great fucking robbery to get here faggot my heart could be racing
instead i'll just beat you til ur blue in the face since that's who I should be facing
Quote vs King
gotta cocky steez tho, his clogged arteries got to his head in the meanest
cuz hes not just doubled over tebowing, he's actually looking for his penis
King vs Arch
U got it backwards. Every bar u add makes ur chances wither
Yea u owe me a good battle...n I owe 3 GG champs to the fact u can't deliver
Arch vs King
No surprise this ugly fuck ducked in NBL. We know if you showed you'd be dead
Cuz text sites mirror your sex life the way Bag's over your head
Philly vs Alphabet
even u dont believe in you! so lol at what these writers accusing
cuz the rofl of the week. is u posting a mag that ur predicted to lose in
Alphabet vs Philly
fag ur a black Freddy Mercury w/ out the mustache,no lies are spoken
n if we were to reference ur aids it wouldn't be the disease it'd be phly & token
ALIEN vs King
There's a better writer with a similar name & thats all there is to it ..
Your name's the only place replacing I with U results in improvement (shouts to Grip)
Chrit vs Bong
Go ahead n call me a biter, but everyone watch as Im shootin this queer
You cant even cheat like that in FL... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN IT HERE?!?!?
Bong vs Chrit
Shit, I'd be mad if I were fat too, it's no wonder you're the angriest, bitch.
I bet you wanna leave my house full of hollow points, specifically in the pantry and fridge.
Chrits addicted to McDonalds, he picks it out the garbage in the streets,
so its no surprise he came back to the LLL, now that we got two arches in the league.
I hate when people bring up your past man, calling you a biter, it blows chrit.
Look at your verses this season.. you've clearly gone back to writing your own shit.
Arch vs Knux
Now that LLL is as good as ever it's become Knux's baby in essence
He loves the league is taking off... since no bitch has ever done that in his presence
Arch vs Knux
Bitches flock to me. Knux forces them for sex or else his wealth is spent
See... I get head and butt... if he gets both together the broad is fighting in self defense
Knux vs Arch
Leave my name out ur mouth, focus on getting laid.. u hava E-lover u haven’t thrusted once
This nerd’s to busy trying to blackball me to realize he hasn’t had his touched in months
Knux vs Arch
I’m quick to gore..haymakers fast to drop you, one to many shots’ll keep u from living son
These blows hit hard enough to Altar Speech….. and’ll eventually leave your family giving one
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Week 14 Roast Winner
This man only dropped 6 lines instead of 8 but they had me ROLLING, this was a toss up between him and Philly…. Other runner ups were Meks, boberic and Lethargic, all around great roast you guys had me dying, Philly was hilarious aside from his green eye line, so I put his good 3 against phly’s good 3 and Phly took this one, good job all though
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Winner: Phlymo
I bet you never drop your food, in a second everything’s scoffed
so butterfingers ain’t ya nickname, but it’s the only way you’ll get them rings off
you look ill for real, dude you need to get outdoors and stay a while
skin around your eyes has got so yellow, the right one’s even closing up asian-style
now ya beefing with knux? fuck the old advice, this don’t happen often:
if he walked a mile in your shoes, it’d just be one more thing you lack in common
Runner Up: Philly
looks can b deceiving. but if this kid isnt already fat as fuck
this pic looks like he's had 3 Superbowls... of captain crunch
get creative wit wordplay! u over sized. n some words i use so loosely
like if im sayin 'check'..
thats discribin how ya chin n neck blend so smoothly
u not bout this life. ya jewelry dont bling, n it's not even a error
when ur eyes are green! from see'n all the fake poses u make in the mirror
no gf. swag on zero. and the list can just get thicker
im jus connecting the dots.. on ur face n make'n the big dipper
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Throwback Battle
Quote:
Vylint
Get down son, how in the fuck did you get the title now punk?
come to think of it, last year you aint even make it past round one
Make the sound hush, i'll make you run that like i told ya
Then put you outa so much $, spit look like he under my shoulda
So you aint badass, that's laughs, and herb you'll see the news
If you the root of all evil, i'll make herbal tea of you
Welcome to the show, it's free of charge and sick so you know
The voters wont need a ticket, to 'admit' that i'm dope
I get cats hype, i'm illy some so dont be silly son
Cuz i got peeps more Highstrung then Billy Gun
spit would think im a chinese chef when i devour shit
because i'll turn his sweet talk real sour quick
Spitacular love's feeble, i seen it come outa you
But me and kyle use to get on aim, and diss the FUCK OUTA YOU
Then when i came i was solemn yo, wrote mags and all them jokes
did a whole article on spit, and still didnt column dope
dont swallow, CHOKE, mother fucker i got heaters ya see
and everyone'll agree, that you just hold that belt for meters or me
I put this off, for maybe hours or days, who cares, the powers amaze
So if you think you smell victory, i must not of showered today
son the illest true rapper, u all make me hoot laughter
Cuz your more green with envy then an angry Bruce Banner
You a lame gay, and dont you worry about the stained blad
Cuz i'd cut ya head off, but you the one who shoulda saved face
you arnt hurtin me, and i'll murk that speech with certainty
cuz i spoke "be easy", and you took my advice perfectly
Theres no promises in rap, and that sucks ya see
so act up to me, and i'll make ya skull all its cracked up to be
Dont laugh man, i'll slash that half ass rap and
Make you fucking hit the deck, like you lost at black jack
Quote:
$pitacular
Bitch I run with the Godly.… n’ we’re known to be smiters
I hope you know…. your user title’s only dissin ya biters
This’ the igniter…… fuck the talk I’m makin Legends
when I give you the elbow… stuck on top like it’s a present
fuck all the impressions… the hell got you so skeptical
bitch I’ll shut down ya shit, like three steaks n’ no vegetables
s’regrettable, I get the win… you left stuck & twitchin
Vy dislike the way it goes, so no use in fuckin bitchin
fuck ya writtens, you ain’t even got the flow to hold a crowd
n’ it ain’t squat to me stupid fuck, hoe you s’posed to bow
funny how things changed, when I demonstrated script
used to be Teflon… now can’t even penetrate ya bitch
I’m here to devastate this shit…. fuck you telling me
I’d advise compose ya self, but that’d make an ugly melody
Look hoe, I know ya nervous… I can see it in ya heart bitch
n’ yo, I’d take advantage… but had surplus to start with
check this, it ain’t punches, it’s postcards ya send me punk
finally signed to an indie lable… as in the office in India
Epic… The Design… I’m known for sizzlin scripture
so, ya finally met your match…. I only seen dizzle in pictures
ripped ya, quality ain’t been the same since you fell dude
I’m sure all of DiamondMinds…... n’ I sure as hell do
learn to spell too… I’m tired of the illiterate ramble
this all answers the question…. in ya gay AIM handle
fond of ya net achievements… you went the distance
hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw frontline wins listed
Kid ya never shoulda spoke… vader’s known to choke necks
n’ the only time you use the force… is when you have sex
you wack tef…. text-wise you could never kill me
you ain’t really a has-been…. more like a never was/will be
-2003 Winner: Vylint
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Peace
Yea just wanted to throw a little something together for you guys to read to start the playoffs on the right foot. Woulda been a little more elaborate if I had gotten some help, but its all good.. Lookin forward to these upcoming battles, goodluck to everyone. 1
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good shit, and yea phly pic roast had me rolllling haha
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Nice mag bro!!!! Nice mag
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Good mag... I'm mad you put our battle I lost though lol
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lol i was trying to put the best battles that like both verses were illest.. im embarassed of my verse in the battle that u beat me.. and our first battle of the season im embarassed for my verse as well even tho i took it lmao
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dont swallow, CHOKE, mother fucker i got heaters ya see
and everyone'll agree, that you just hold that belt for meters or me
yea yea
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Nice mag...but fuck your prediction. I'ma go douche my hurt vag now.
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