Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *skit
I made this up after watching Martin. PRetend that Tyrone is Martin, and Shaqueefa is Sha Nay Nay. its sorta like a mad tv skit. lmfao
INtro: Tyrone comes home late at night , and his wifey Shaqueefa starts accusing him of cheating.
Shaqueefa: Tyrone...wher the fuck u been @ all night? i been waiting here for to give u some of that chocolate lovin baby. u know u want deez coco cookies baby. i fixed my weave, extra nappy just the way u like it, just the way u like it baby, extra nappy Ty. u better not be cheatin nigga !!
Tyrone: uh, nah, i was just hanging out wid my niggas at the club. i wasn't cheatin bb. u my only Taqueefa??
Shaqueefa: bitch.. who the fuck is Taqueefa?
Tyrone:????? oh, i said Shaqueefa baby, there ain't no other boo in life? me an my boy went to the club and stopped by Wendy's later.
Shaqueefa: who the fuck is Wendy!!!! ah hell no nigga. u better not be cheatin on me Tyrone.
Tyrone: nah, we was just gettin some food, and bake potatoes.
Shaqeefa:: excuse me nigga!! she better not be givin you that baked potato, i swear, i'll whoop that bitch Wendy's ass and drag her by the bitches weave. ah hell nah!!
Tyrone: wtf?? ur tripping baby, i brought some leftovers home!
Shaqueefa: *starts crying
I give u FRIED chicken, i give u colloared greens, i give u black eyed peas nigga. u ain't gotta be goin behind my back wid sum skanky ass home wrecker like Wendy!! what u thinkin Tyrone!!! baby no!!!
Tyrone: bitch u trippin! we went to Wendys! me and my boys always be gettin the munchines. we jsut rolled a swisher, and we had to get our grub on baby. just yesterday i was buying u a Moo Moo at the mall, some appple bottoms, and some big gurrrl lingerai and then we went to Mrs. Fields?? don't u like the gifts bb?
Shaqueefa: excuse me!!!! who the fuck is Mrs. Fields!! ah hell nah!! i'm bout to whoop that bitches ass, where the fuck that bitch at! ah hell nah!
that bitch better not be givin you the cookies!!
Tryone: you trippin Shaqueefa, me and my niggas got some bomb ass cookies at Mrs. Fields!!
Shaqeefa: oh hell nah, i bout to whoop that bitches ass. that ho givin up the cookies. ain't my cookies good enuff for you,. the nerve of that home wrecking bitch, just givin niggas the cookies and shit!
Tyrone: but baby, calm down Taqueefa.. i mean Shaqeefa, let a nigga ax plain hisself 4 u get ur apple bottom panties in a bunch!
Shaqueefa: Baby ain't my cookies good enough for a nigga no mo!! that bitch ain't got shit on my cookies!! they extra thick and chocately just the way u like em baby, just the way a nigga like em TY!
I give u fried chicken i give u collared greens, i give u black eyed peas!!! ain't that good enoughg for a nigga tyrone! my weave is extra nappy too, just the way u like it baby! gimme ur cell phone, let me see you messwages, i can' believe shit!
Tyrone: u crazy bitch, i ain't showin u my phone, i ain't cheatin Taqueefa!
Shaqeefa: bitch, whot he fuck is Taqueefa! she better not be given a nigga the cookies, ah hell nah! i'm bout to whoop that skanky bitches ass. you need GTFO to before i beat ur black ass 2 nigga.
(..to be continued)
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
i narrowed it down to Mrs. Fields and Wendys, cuz i needed a fast food place with a females name. Like she accusing him of cheating at Mrs. Fields, or Wendys. like thinking its a chick or sumthin, and she givin u the cookies or w/e. lol
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Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
lmfao, i was thinking bout flippin it wid a dude accusin a chick of cheating, and have her say she was at Roscoes.. like whot he fuck is Roscoe bitch!
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
we're not interested....i dont think u got that out of it all....
especially this guy:
http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/a...f?t=1286393849
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
DGK sounds like the gayer version of DZK
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
damn its hard to get gayer than DZK too man...
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
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Originally Posted by
.Human.Skin.Sombrero.
damn its hard to get gayer than DZK too man...
DGK found a way.
hey Toob lets do something gayer then butt sex. o i know lets write a mad tv like skit while we watch Martin. MO MARTIN MO MARTIN MO MARTIN
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
dope...im down....lets do it.....
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
i was going to say something gay but this thread would of dwarfed it.
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
fuck u niggas, i was just bored and typed up some shit, w/e, i don't see whats "gay" about it, shit, any person who writes comedy scripts has gotta start somewhere, its prolly better than any shit you fags could come up with, go die and stfu stop hatin. repeat "its still better than any shit i could come up with", plus u guys are too uptight to even try anything liike this. u guys are idiots. fuck you fags. go die!!
Re: Shaqueefa accusin hubby Tyrone of cheatin *ski
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Originally Posted by
Jesus Chris
DGK found a way.
hey Toob lets do something gayer then butt sex. o i know lets write a mad tv like skit while we watch Martin. MO MARTIN MO MARTIN MO MARTIN
stfu, its not gay, its not a gay skit, its about a heterosexual couple. wtf??? i fuckin hate u idiots on here. serioulsy, i would strangle ur punk ass if you said that shit to my face. lighten up fag.