FL Roast Cypher: Tom Brady Edition
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The goat my ass!!!
Get this crying cheater something to really cry about!!!
(((Amen donating an extra 10 pts)))
Unlimited Bars
Winner gets 15pts
Runner up gets 10 pts
Honorable mention gets 5 pts
All participants get 2 pts
Get em!!!
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The Fumble was tough & he cried like the hit was hard,
That turnover, you tucked your balls, bent over exposing the bitch you are.
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winning 5 out of 8 Superbowls, your favorite qb's will never know what thats like,
you say he's a bitch? yeah, because he's got more Rings than your hoeing ass wife.
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he lost that clutch factor, never use to slack
use to have balls... now he's looking comfortable at the bottom of the sack
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Heard u snitched on ya teammate, he got benched n couldn't come back
Brady the new wave of Transformer. Nigga was a goat then turned into a rat.
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Brady is a legend, no doubt about that
But failed putting the Pats on his back like a sarcastic ass congrats
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And that's a fact, as for Pats - Brady is right where he belongs.
Jesus, the way his team got bombed, Murphy Lee got his "Eagle" on.
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A Disazter would be an understatement - I don't care what these cat's say.
That last play couldn't make Pat, stay .. on a KOTD battle rap stage!
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i never met a man thats get his dick so hard over a football career
He Giselles during the superbowl pulled up his pants and said give me two more years
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u was looking like an old man in the 4th, legacy fade is starting
not saying retire any time soon, but consider that membership to AARP
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arm isnt gold anymore? u look like u were old n sore
u used to be wavy, but after last game we hope ur body washes up on shore
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Shout out Gronkow! But fuck Tom Brady, yea to hell w.him
cuz to kill the root of the problem u cant start at the stem
Gotta get down and dirty.. for the stock sales... of the NFL
Pay the refs well on that military shit! Don't ask.. don't tell!
I let the Eagle fly... 41 shots, o'well, fuck it! i aim so swell
Line the shot up like a Brady pass,
his chest intercept my bullet < lodged in, boi fadin.. a slow L
Brady... Know dude so well, next season he gone tread prior
cuz after the Eagles beat the brakes off em, he need to retire
Now the cat's out the bag, and the whole world know the secret
Let's see if the thief make playoffs n beat the Steelers next season
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Eagles prey'd as a family, then had em for lunch
Had the world glad to see the feast...
... cuz we hate a cheater like Tom, a Brady bunch!
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I dont know who more cynical.. Tom Brady or Richard Nixon
caught in scandalous dealings, and they're honorable mentions??
I dont get it.. like a pass to Tom Brady. We know its a bad shot
Bitchassness is an old term, but ^ has become it's first mascot